This little piggy
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Bill, an old country boy, goes to town one day and buys a pig. He brings it home to show his brother, Ben. "Good idea" says Ben, "I'll do the same" and promptly goes out to buy a pig. When he gets it home, Bill turns to Ben and says, "Ben, how we gonna tell who owns which pig?"
Ben says, "Well Bill, I'll cut one a ta' ears off my pig and ten we can tell 'em apart." and *snip*, Ben cuts off one of his pig's ears. "Good idea" says Bill, "I'll do the same" and before Ben can stop him, *snip*, Bill cuts off one of his pig's ears.
"Ooops!" says Bill, "Now both pigs just 'ave one ear. Ben, how we gonna tell who owns which pig?"
Ben says, "Well Bill, I'll cut t'other ear off my pig and ten we can tell 'em apart." and *snip*, Ben cuts off the other ear of his pig. "Good idea" says Bill, "I'll do the same" and before Ben can stop him, *snip*, Bill cuts off the other ear of his pig.
"Ooops!" says Bill, "Now both pigs 'ave no ears. How we gonna tell who owns which pig?"
Ben says, "Well Bill, I'll cut t' tail off my pig and ten we can tell 'em apart." and *snip*, Ben cuts off the tail of his pig. "Good idea" says Bill, "I'll do the same" and before Ben can stop him, *snip*, Bill cuts off the tail of his pig.
"Ooops!" says Bill, "Now both pigs 'ave no ears an' no tails. Ben, how we gonna tell who owns which pig?"
"Ah blow it" says Ben, "Ow's about you have the black one, and I'll have the white one."
