Think about it...
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it. This is one of those annoying facts of life.
And here's another:
The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread. This is one of the annoying facts about bread.
But did you know that bread is actually dangerous? Read on...
Bread
Did you know that bread is dangerous? Here are seven facts that prove this.
Atheists
God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore atheists don't exist.
Computer engineers
Two Hoorah Henrys are walking through the woods and come to some tracks.
The first says "These look like deer tracks."
The other says, "No, they look like moose tracks."
They argue and argue, and are still arguing when the train hits them.
Probably neither of these would have secured a job with the likes of IBM or Microsoft. Here's a story that shows the logic applied by three IBM computer engineers and three Microsoft employees.
Pig farmers
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what will happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Note to animal lovers: We have not tried the above, and as far as we know, the following is not a true story!
Pig farmers Bill and Ben have some great ideas!
Quick thinking runaways
Tom, Dick and Harry try to evade capture.
Philosophical Camels
Even camels can be deep thinkers.
The cunning dog
But dogs prove once more, to be the smartest!
