Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip.
As they lay down for the night, Holmes says: "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see".
"I see millions and millions of stars."
"And Watson, as London's finest doctor, what does that tell you?"
"Astronomically, it tells me that space is infinite, that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Holmes, as England's finest detective, what does it tell you?"
"Somebody stole our tent!"