A couple had two little boys, aged 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were involved in some way.
At their wits end, the parents sent the boys to the vicar for 'guidance'.
The clergyman asked to see the boys individually and the 8-year-old went in first. The vicar sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is Heaven?" The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is Heaven?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS HEAVEN?" At that the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home and hid in the closet.
His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What happened?"
The younger replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. Heaven is missing and they think we did it!"