Yet another groaner...
A man is driving along and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit leaps right in front of the car. Smack!
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. An angel driving down the road sees him crying and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The angel says, "Don't worry." She returns to her car and pulls out a spray can. Then she walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again. He hops down the road waving constantly until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished; runs over to the angel and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The angel turns the can around so that the man can read the label:
"Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."
- Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.
- Eclipse (i'klips) n.: What a barber does for a living.
- Balderdash (boldur'dash) n.: a rapidly receding hairline.