What the Bible says about Tea
A man and his wife were arguing about who should brew the tea for breakfast.
Wife: You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our tea.
Husband: You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it because that's your job. I'm happy to wait for my tea.
Wife: No, you should do it. And besides, it's in the Bible that the man should make the tea.
Husband: In the Bible? I can't believe that. Show me.
So she fetches a Bible, opens the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says ... "HEBREWS"
